100 word sex and relationship rants: Oral reciprocity and awkward dates

Avery Dunn and Alex Metzger

By Avery Dunn

Why is oral sex for guys so much more accepted in society than oral sex for girls? Why is there any difference whatsoever? Typically during a hookup, girls are expected to “give head,” while the idea that they might receive it is laughable. Oral sex for girls is often perceived as strictly a “relationship thing.” That is such bull. I’ve heard boys brag about receiving blowjobs countless times, and just as many times I have heard girls complain about leaving hookups far less than satisfied. It’s time to destroy this stigma and make oral reciprocation a societal norm.

 

By Alex Metzger

You think it’s just a normal baseball game. Your friend gave you and a girl tickets, but why does she keep trying to hold your hand in the car? Why is she trying to pay for your food? You get a text from your ticket-giving friend telling you he told her it was a date, you turn to look at her and she’s giving you that look. Oh god, she’s going to try and kiss you! She leans in and you turn away a bit, just in time to feel a wet smooch….on your ear!