Beacon Baffler

Adin McGurk and Noah Frank

Across

1 – 26-year Wilson ELL teacher

5 – Hello in the 50th state

10 – Who shalt not kill?

14 – Acceptable slip-ons

15 – Rob again

16 – 2019 NCAAM champs

17 – Known as the hardest AP

19 – Heiress of Arendelle

20 – Brooks or Gibson

21 – Ew!

22 – A blessing to students but not teachers

24 – Connecticut Avenue’s alternative to Politics

26 – It’s Phifer, not ____

27 – One letter off from 18 down

28 – A necessary accessory for Wilson’s baseball players

29 – Plenty

33 – Nation’s largest cinema chain

34 – If you’re not one of these you don’t have that Tiger pride

36 – Tenley hardware

37 – Administrative meme

38 – Wilson protested this interest group in March of 2018

39 – Alternative to a dive

41 – DC’s first metro-accessible airport

42 – Cronus is one of these and so is Saturn’s biggest moon

43 – DCPS wants to have these

44 – Leonard Long ___

 

45 – It might be too late now to say this

47 – Most recent Best Actor winner

50 – The city of love

51 – Airport security

53 – Coordinated Care Network

54 – Third base

56 – 3950 ____

59 – Not sharp

60 – They don’t like to see him winning

61 – As opposed to an aye or bee

62 – John Legend won one of these as Jesus Christ

63 – Nuggets’ recent conquest

64 – It is not advisable to kiss and do this

 

Down

1 – The surname of Moe, may he rest in peace

2 – One who hopes

3 – What many Wilson students seek, both before and after graduation

4 – You’ll find this in a fireplace or on the benches at Reno

5 – A British word for one’s behind

6 – A common typo of like (according to Urban Dictionary)

7 – Common ugly villains in fantasy stories

8 – The Hospitality Academy’s job is to make prom run __________

9 – The evaluations a teacher can give you

10 – An aspiration for many JROTC students

11 – Something that is sacred or filled with orifices

12 – The tuition any DC student must pay for a public university (besides UDC)

13 – The country where WWHS is located

18 – An outdated dance, also what you might say when you get someone’s neck

23 – A misspelling of one of Wilson’s feeder schools

25 – Conference for many Southern universities

26 – A popular alternative type of football

28 – In Tenleytown, Supercuts and Camillo’s

30 – Only the nerds have one of these

31 – The Beacon member who brings you KITH

32 – Max Scherzer’s is low

33 – A bowl commonly consumed by Caucasian females

34 – Girls just want to have this

35 – LBJ’s new team

36 – Alternative to the SAT

37 – A very appetizing roll at Wilson

40 – A way to breathe, other than orally

41 – A day in Ms. Wopat’s class

44 – The old name for Apple Map

46 – Notorious dress-coder

48 – Alice Deal math teacher

49 – The famous action of Colin Kaepernick

50 – The kind of of trees that grow coconuts

51 – A historical leadership position you might learn about in AP World

52 – A famous store on Fifth Avenue

54 – Something you might write for someone you are fond of

55 – A pirate favorite that you definitely can’t bring into Wilson

57 – You might wrongly think that this is the ending of the DCPS website

58 – Reasonable teachers let students do this in class