The long search for a working, cold, unchunky, highly pressurized water fountain is finally over. Have you ever experienced the long walks around the second floor, just searching for a cold sip of water, and then realized none of the water fountains on the second floor actually work? Well, you’re not alone. The temperature is rising inside and outside the building, and water fountains that will actually deliver the refreshing experience you are searching for have now been discovered, noted, and described. We’re proud to present our findings:

Water Fountain rankings TOP 5:

• Across from 320 (LOW chunkiness, Frigidly cold)

• 314 (Risky chunkiness, but the best water pressure, and COLD)

• 303
• Across from 420
• 108a