Buusssss

Why does no one know bus etiquette?! All I want is a peaceful ride home after a long day of school but no, it’s like the Deal kids mission is to screw this up. I try to just listen to music, but I look around and people are doing pull-ups on the railing, screaming, and worst of all: bumping into me because they’re not holding onto something while they’re in a moving vehicle. Just be calm and sit down. Isn’t that what everyone wants after a tiring day? Is that REALLY too much to ask for?

Loud chewers

Loud chewers need to go to a manners class and relearn how to eat, like come on, it can’t be that hard to shut your mouth and eat your food. Nobody likes listening to you chew and nobody wants to see you chew, we’re in high school and it feels like you’re still at the kindergarten lunch table. So learn to zip it up and close your mouth. It’s always such a mood killer when you sit down to lunch with somebody and they start smacking away like a turtle. Like how have you made it this far in life eating like that?

Forks v. spoons

And don’t say a spork, because that design isn’t capable of doing more than a spoon can do on its own. A spoon could be better because you need it for soup and ice cream. But be for real, you can drink soup and a fork’s more than capable of being used to eat ice cream. “My ice cream’s melted!” they say. Bruh, that’s called a milkshake. Forks are better. Because what are you gonna do when you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere with only a spoon and a steak that’s too hot to eat with your hands. Exactly.