Ah, the holidays are upon us; a time for giving, receiving, and pretending you will read all those books your grandparents gave you. But this year, forget the car, Airpod Pros, or new phone — give the gift of Snapchat Plus! Nothing says “I care” like a subscription to a premium version of an already free app.

Snapchat Plus is the knight in shining armor of unnecessary app upgrades. For just $3.99 a month (lowkey adds up), your loved ones can unlock features like… seeing how many times their stories were rewatched. So, no more guessing if your ex is lurking or if your best friend genuinely found your snap funny. It’s the detective you didn’t know you needed.

This extension will help you filter out those fake friends. You will now see who your best friend really is by viewing your ranking on other best friends lists. Now, you can surround yourselves with those who spend their screen time on you.

Still not sold? When your situationship half-swipes you, they will be caught lacking. Snapchat Plus is the gift that keeps on giving. Litawaly. You’re locking your loved ones into a monthly subscription. It’s like a gym membership but for selfies, streaks, and questionable filters.

So, this holiday season, forget traditional gifts and embrace the future. With Snapchat Plus, you’re not just giving a subscription. You’re asserting someone as a digital alpha. And isn’t that what the holidays are all about?