Elie Salem, Editor-in-Chief
Reclusive Chief Editor, seen only moonwalking in slow motion while rap music plays. He is actually blind but uses the help of his other senses, especially smell and the things snakes do when they stick out their tongues, to figure out what’s going on in the layout room. Only photographed evidence of his existence is this staff bio and a series of blurry black photos collected by surveillance cameras and monster hunters around the United States.